2008-06-20

Great shows last weekend! Thanks for coming out! Check out some pics from the show; courtesy of Cathy Laszewski.

2008-06-04

Boo ya grandma! We're back like Bon Jovi, in a blaze of glory.

Just when you thought we were 'spent' we come back with brand new shows and songs that have your clothes coming off. Check out the Tour page for new dates. Make sure to stop out for a good time. Just remember, if you don't come to the shows you might provoke the wrath of "the wizard."

2008-03-25

Occupation what? ......... Where the hell are they? Have they all decided to adopt monastic lifestyles and wandered into the desert? Are they munching on scorpions right now? Are the Scorpions humming "The Wind of Change" in little insect voices?

Holy Crap we've been gone for a while. Check out the Tour page for new dates. Just remember the band with the biggest sac wins.

2007-07-12

Although we are not accustomed to playing at weddings we had the distinct honor and pleasure to play at a wedding this past Saturday evening.

 

Big congratulations to Jill and Chauncey. When asked to look at their future we had to abruptly decline. Looking at a future so bright could have seared our retinas instantly!

 

We're looking forward to the next couple of shows. Soon we will have sparkling audio samples for you to listen to on this internet domain! When this happens we advise that you keep an extra pair of depends on hand for the aftermath; basically you're going to shit your pants!

2007-05-11

Here is an exerpt from a recent interview with Tristan. Please you see: "Before we started our band we met with scientists from around the globe. They proved to us that certain chords have the power to unlock nature's ravishes of thirst in human beings. What we do is we play those repeatedly and you make money. See, we put a bad taste in your customers' mouths that can only be cleansed through the mass consumption of alcoholic beverages. The bottom line is; the whole time we're playing, you make money."

2007-03-27 

 

Packing more tight covers than your mom's Tupperware collection; we are Occupation Foole.  With more hard rock than a excavator site we are ready to pack your bar with alcoholics.  We're sure you're not going to miss that case of Jack you just bought.  What are you waiting for?  E-mail us now and we'll bring the party with us!